The best water fountains in Ithaca

Now when browsing through this campus, sometimes you will find yourself riddled with thirst. What is to be done? Find a water fountain of course, but which one? Since I am a man who finds himself parched often, I have found the best three water fountains in Ithaca College.

#3 The water fountain in CNS between room 118 and 119. The water forms a perfect arc, and it is completely temperate. Slightly below room temperature, it won't shock you when it touches your lips.

#2 If you want that cold cold delight, look no further than third floor Park near the Janitor's closet. Mmmm... so cold. I'll run around campus for excercise and stop there when I'm finished. Tastes great.

#1 It doesn't taste great, it isn't cold, but this one is an experience. Outside Textor 102 lies a flawed design that if you are not familiar with will leave you soaked. The arc shoots two feet in the air with such force that most of the water doesn't even fall into the drain. The best method of tackling this monster is to position yourself two inches above the "gun." Pound the button and brace yourself. Your life will flash before your eyes, and when you're finished you will reach "the absolute."

I hope this helps my H2O loving readers.